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Mmm, yeah Just give me the candy bar I stood in the mirror, sucking in my pride Jeans on the bed 'cause they wouldn't button right That shirt used to fit, now it's picking a fight And apparently carbs are the villain tonight So I cleaned out the cupboard, threw the good stuff away Bread looked innocent, but it had to pay Pasta got evicted, chips got the boot Now I'm staring at broccoli like, What did I do They say, You'll feel better, just give it some time Well, right now I'd commit a misdemeanor for fries I just want a candy bar Is that really asking too damn far I've had eggs, I've had meat I've had every low-carb thing they tell me to eat My pants are getting loose, but my patience is tight I'm one hungry comment from starting a fight Yeah, I know I'm doing this, I know who it's for But somebody better hide the candy store Day three, everybody's chewing way too loud Somebody brought donuts and I'm losing it now They said, Want a bite? I said, No, I'm okay While my soul left my body and floated away Coffee with no sugar, burger with no bun Whoever said dieting's easy has never done one I'm reading every label like it owes me cash Finding hidden carbs and throwing things in the trash I know being hungry doesn't make me insane But touch my last cheese stick and we're gonna have problems today I just want a candy bar Chocolate, caramel I don't even care what kind you are I've had chicken, I've had steak I'd sell somebody's lawn mower for a piece of cake My waistline's shrinking, that part feels right But I dream about Snickers almost every night Yeah, I know why I'm doing this, I know what it's for But somebody better hide the candy store Then one morning those jeans slid on No jumping, no pulling, no laying down That shirt quit stretching across my chest And for about five minutes, I felt impressed And somebody opened a Reese's nearby And I swear I heard angels singing from the sky I said, Stay strong, remember the plan While staring at that wrapper like a desperate man No bread No fries No giant bowl of pasta tonight No cookies No cake I'm doing everything I said it would take But if you hear me growling, don't take it too hard I'm just three weeks deep And I want a candy bar Yeah, I just want a candy bar Oh, but I've already come this far Oh, clothes fit better, scale went down I'm starting to recognize myself somehow Still get hungry, still get mad Still miss every stupid snack I ever had But tomorrow morning I'll get up and do it once more And keep driving right past that candy store Probably Unless they've got peanut butter cups Mmm, then we need to talk